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Forum TERRACAN.PL • Wyświetl temat - Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

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Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 07 mar 2014, 11:46

autor: LeszekS

Hej

Przed chwilą usłyszałem dowcip

Rozmawia Tusk z Merkel i pyta się jej
T: Ile się u was zarabia?
M: 1500 €
T: a ile wydajecie średnio na życie?
M: około 1000 €
T: to co się dzieje z resztą pieniędzy?
M: a mam to w dupie.
M: a u was ile się zarabia?
T: 1500 zł
M: a ile wydajecie na życie?
T: 2000 zł
M: to skąd bierzecie brakujące 500 zł?
T: a mam to w dupie

Hahahahaha dobreeee :lol:

:lol:

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 21 mar 2014, 17:26

autor: LeszekS

- podaj mi śrubokręt;
- gwiazdkowy?
- nie ku***, wielkanocny!

:mrgreen:

:mrgreen:

:mrgreen:

:lol:

:lol:

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 21 mar 2014, 17:31

autor: LeszekS

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 21 mar 2014, 17:36

autor: LeszekS

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Hahahahaha padłem

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 21 mar 2014, 20:51

autor: barzuc

To i ja dorzucę... coś co od kilku dni sprawia, że płaczę... ze śmiechu oczywiście

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... mWRhhvf60Y

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 04 kwie 2014, 18:25

autor: LeszekS

Motoryzacyjnie

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To też dobre

Mąż do żony :
Żono wyczyściłaś mi marynarkę ?
tak odpowiada żona.
a wyczyściłaś mi spodnie ?
tak.
a buty ?
a od kiedy buty mają kieszenie?

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Are you talking to me :?:

:?:

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:mrgreen:

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 11 kwie 2014, 13:45

autor: LeszekS

Ludzie no co Wy dowcipów nie znacie :?:

:?:

:shock:

Teraz wam powiem dowcip:
Mój Terracan się popsuł
:shock:

:shock:

:lol:

:mrgreen:

a jeszcze jedno wzięte z KORAPS.com

jak się rejestrowałem

ale mnie zakodowali :lol:

:lol:

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Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 11 kwie 2014, 14:11

autor: barzuc

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 11 kwie 2014, 14:22

autor: LeszekS

Re: Humor czyli dowcipy - świeże i czerstwe

: 11 kwie 2014, 14:29

autor: barzuc

Prawy dolny róg odtwarzacza

Pomiędzy ikonką zegarka a kółka zębatego